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Sunday, February 2, 2014

The Pretzel Song

Lyrics:

Music & Lyrics By:Laurie Berkner

So I went down to the pretzel store
'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more
Let me tell you all about those crazy shapes
Twisty, curvy, holey, and straight
But I don't want to eat pretzels today
'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into birds
And flew away
Everyday
They flew away
Oh, those tricky pretzels

So I went back to the pretzel store
'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more
Let me tell you all about that yummy flavory
Salty, sweet, and a little bit savory
But I don't want to eat pretzels today
'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into rainbow fish
And swam away
Everyday
They swam away
Oh, those tricky pretzels

So I went back to the pretzel store
'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more
Let me tell you all about those favorite toppings
Chocolate dipped and honey whipped
But I don't want to eat pretzels today
'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into horses
And galloped away
Everyday
They galloped away
Oh, those tricky pretzels
"Neigh!"

So I went back to the pretzel store
'Cause I love pretzels
I love pretzels (Hey, come back here, pretzels!)
I love pretzels (Where are you going, pretzels?)
I love pretzels (Oh, well, I guess I'll eat some chips.)
I love pretzels

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Farm Song

Lyrics:

Let me tell you about the farm, all my friends are in the barn
Barn life, farmer's wife, don't you make me say it twice
Sunny days, bale and hay, go to church and learn to pray
Cornbread, feather bed, buttermilk, scratch my head
Brown cow, cat's meow, come on mule pull my plow
Oats and bread, turkey breast, wait a minute, catch my breath

Candied yams, scrambled eggs, crazy rooster plucked my leg
King nose, garden hose, watchin' all the flowers grow
Tractor rattle, horse and saddle, open line, fishin' paddle
Green beans, blue jeans, electric guitar, washing machine
Ho' down, gather around, listen to the barnyard sound
Fiddle and bow, mountain blow, bluegrass, country, rock and roll

House fly, apple pie, coon skin cat, eagle eye
In-law, out-law, suit and tie, overall
Great oaks, dense smokes, jelly jam, jell-o tokes
Fried tomato, baked potato, soup and kettle, double barrel
Bow and arrow, camouflage, Les Paul, buzz saw
Country boy, come on now, make that good ol' fiddle squak

Hound dog, bullfrog, deer head hangin' on the wall
Clothesline, grapevine, sippin' on that ol' moonshine
Green men, women hollerin', gray head men, brown eyed daughter
Phone call, mothball, snake in the grass, duck call
2 steppin', second helpin', sun comin' up over the mountain
When it rains I'm insane, guess that covers everything

Pick-up truck, muffler loud, welcome to the sunny south
Birkenberth, KFC, CMA and SEC
Gas pump won't take cards, civil war was in the yard
Love life out of hand, waited on ten level tan
Only going to do 20 shows, huntin' season, told you so
He's goin' fishin, there he goes, there he goes, there he goes

Songwriters
Rick Arnold;Jr. Williams

Published by
BOCEPHUS MUSIC, INC.

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Source:: Hank Williams Jr. - Farm Song 

Rocketship Run

Lyrics:

5-4-3-2-1 Blast off! Another rocketship run
5-4-3-2-1 Blast off! Another rocketship run

Take me to the sun
Take me to the sun
When I get there I'll go spinning through the air
Spinning round the sun

5-4-3-2-1 Blast off! Another rocketship run
5-4-3-2-1 Blast off! Another rocketship run

Take me to the moon
Take me to the moon
When I get there I'll go dancing through the air
Dancing on the moon

5-4-3-2-1 Blast off! Another rocketship run
5-4-3-2-1 Blast off! Another rocketship run

Take me to the stars
Take me to the stars
When I get there I'll go jumping through the air
Jumping from star to star

5-4-3-2-1 Blast off! Another rocketship run
5-4-3-2-1 Blast off! Another rocketship run

Take me to the earth
Leave me on the ground
When I get there I'll be home
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1
Blast off! Another rocketship run

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Source: The Laurie Berkner Band 

Farm Song

Lyrics:

What can I say but I miss the farm
And all the baby animals in the barn
The flowers that grow, planting beans in a row
And waking in the morning to a rooster crow
(cock-a-doodle-doo)

The baby cows and the mama cow she'd say
Moo Moo
The baby cows and the papa cow he'd say
Moo Moo

Talking to the animals in the barn
(that's what I did on the farm)
Watching all the flowers grow
(that's what I did on the farm)
Plant my beans all in a row
(that's what I did on the farm)
Wake up to a rooster crow
(that's what I did on the farm)

The baby horses and the mama horse she'd say
Neigh neigh
The baby horses and the papa horse he'd say
Neigh neigh

The baby sheep and the mama sheep she'd say
Baa baa
The baby sheep and the papa sheep he'd say
Baa baa

Talking to the animals in the barn
(that's what I did on the farm)
Watching all the flowers grow
(that's what I did on the farm)
Plant my beans all in a row
(that's what I did on the farm)
Wake up to a rooster crow
(that's what I did on the farm)
that's what I did on the farm

that's what I did on the farm
And that's what I miss about the farm

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Candy Cane Jane

Lyrics:

Her name was Candy Cane Jane, her horse had a candy cane mane, she sat by the window pane and watched the snow come down.

His name was Gum Drop Joe, he liked to play in the snow, and so together they'd go for a ride on the horse with the mane made of candy canes.

Giddy up giddy up giddy up, go, Giddy up giddy up giddy up, go
Lets go galloping galloping galloping through the snow.

Her name was Candy Cane Jane, she lived on Candy Cane Lane, and it was perfectly planned that she liked to have fun.

Together Jane and Joe, they made a man out of snow, and all the snowballs they'd throw, filled the lane where they rode on the horse with the candy cane mane.

 Chorus:


Giddy up giddy up giddy up, go, Giddy up giddy up giddy up, go
Lets go galloping galloping galloping through the snow
Giddy up giddy up giddy up, go, Giddy up giddy up giddy up, go
Lets go galloping galloping galloping through the snow
Giddy up giddy up giddy up, go, Giddy up giddy up giddy up, go

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Saturday, February 1, 2014

Peanut, Peanut Butter

Lyrics:

Chorus:

Peanut, peanut butter, jelly!
Peanut, peanut butter, jelly!

First you take the peanuts and you pick 'em, you pick 'em,
You pick 'em, pick 'em, pick 'em
Then you crush 'em, crush 'em,
You crush 'em, crush 'em, crush 'em
Then you spread 'em, spread 'em,
You spread 'em, spread 'em, spread 'em...

(Chorus)

Then you take the berries and you pick 'em, you pick 'em,
You pick 'em, pick 'em, pick 'em
Then you crush 'em, crush 'em,
You crush 'em, crush 'em, crush 'em
Then you spread 'em, spread 'em,
You spread 'em, spread 'em, spread 'em...

(Chorus)

Actions:

Pick: pretend to pick berries

Crush: squish something between your hands

Spread: use one hand to spread pb/jam over other hand

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Rise And Shine

Lyrics:

Chorus:

Rise and shine and give God your glory, glory!
Rise and shine and give God your glory, glory!
Rise and shine and (clap once) give God your glory, glory!
(Raise hands to shoulder level and sway back and forth.)
Children of the Lord.

The Lord said to Noah, "There's gonna be a floody, floody."
Lord said to Noah, "There's gonna be a floody, floody."
"Get those children (clap once) out of the muddy, muddy!"
Children of the Lord.

So Noah, he built him, he built him an arky, arky.
Noah, he built him, he built him an arky, arky.
Made it out of (clap once) hickory barky, barky.
Children of the Lord.

The animals, they came on, they came on by twosies, twosies.
The animals, they came on, they came on by twosies, twosies.
Elephants and (clap once) kangaroosies, roosies.
Children of the Lord.

Chorus

It rained, and poured, for forty daysies, daysies.
Rained, and poured, for forty daysies, daysies.
Nearly drove those (clap once) animals crazy, crazy.
Children of the Lord.

The sun came out and dried up the landy, landy.
Sun came out and dried up the landy, landy.
Everything was (clap once) fine and dandy, dandy.
Children of the Lord.

Now that is the end, the end of my story, story.
That is the end, the end of my story, story.
Everything is (clap once) hunky dory, dory.
Children of the Lord.

Chorus

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Source: Youtube

Little Bunny Foo Foo

Lyrics:

Chorus:
Little bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping 'em on the head
And down came the Good Fairy
And she said
"Little bunny Foo Foo
I don't like you're attitude
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping 'em on the head"
I'll give you 3 chances.
Then I'll turn you into a goon!
The next day…
Chorus
Repeat two more verses with 2 and 1 chances

3. "I gave you two chances.
Now I'll turn you into a goon!"
(POOF!)
And the moral of the story is:
Hare today, goon tomorrow!

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Source: Youtube