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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Grandma Is Coming Today

Lyrics:

Grandma is coming today
Grandma is coming today
I don’t know how long she will stay
But Grandma is coming today

She will teach me
To ride my brand new bike
Go to the park and fly a big kite
Make sugar cookies and stay up all night

Grandma’s coming today

Mmm we’ll cook hamburgers in the backyard grill
Chase my little brother and make him squeal
Head of the top of the tallest hill
Grandma’s coming today

Grandma is coming today
Grandma is coming today
I don’t know how long she will stay
But Grandma is coming today.

We will go for a walk in the local park
Shoot basketballs too way after dark
Swing on the porch and watch the dogs bark
Grandma is coming today.

We will play rock music in the senior jack….
Go to the mall and eat tamarack
Watch TV till I spout out
Grandma is coming today

Grandma is coming today
Grandma is coming today
I don’t know how long she will stay
But Grandma’s coming today.

We will ride her Harley Davidson to the library
Look at different words in the dictionary
Find shooting stars at the planetarium
Grandma is coming today

Grandma is coming today
Grandma is coming today
I don’t know how long she will stay
But Grandma’s coming today.

(Knock at the door)
Yohooo It’s grandma!

By: Willa Brigham

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Tuesday, September 2, 2014

I'm A Nut

Lyrics:

I'm an acorn, small and round  
Pretend to hold an acorn in your fingers.

Lying on the cold, cold ground.
Cross your arms on your chest and shiver .

People always step on me.
Touch your foot to the ground on "step."

That is why I'm cracked, you see.
Make a fist and tap your head on "cracked."

Chorus:

I'm a nut.
After singing this line, lightly rap your head twice,
as you click your tongue.

I'm a nut.
Rap your head again.

I'm a nut. I'm a nut. I'm a nut.
Rap your head again.

I'm so nutty, I don't know
Why the squirrels love me so.

I'm descended from an oak.
Nuts to you, and that's no joke.

Chorus

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Oh You Can't Get To Heaven On A...,

Lyrics:

Echo Song
Written By: Unknown
Copyright Unknown

Oh, you can't get to heaven(Oh, you can't get to heaven)
On roller skates
(On roller skates)
'Cause you'd roll right by
('Cause you'd roll right by)
Those pearly gates
(Those pearly gates)

Oh you can't get to heaven
On roller skates
'Cause you'd roll right by
Those pearly gates
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.

I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.

Oh, you can't get to heaven
(Oh, you can't get to heaven)
In a rocking chair
(In a rocking chair)
'Cause a rocking chair
('Cause a rocking chair)
Won't get you there
(Won't get you there)

Oh, you can't get to heaven
In a rocking chair
'Cause a rocking chair
Won't get you there
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more

I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.

Oh you can't get to heaven
(Oh you can't get to heaven)
In a limousine
(In a limousine)
'Cause the Lord don't sell
('Cause the Lord don't sell)
No gasoline
(No gasoline)

Oh you can't get to heaven
In a limousine
'Cause the Lord don't sell
No gasoline
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more

I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.

Oh, you can't get to heaven
(Oh, you can't get to heaven)
In a motorcar
(In a motorcar)
'Cause a motorcar
('Cause a motorcar)
Won't go that far
(Won't go that far)

Oh you can't get to heaven
In a motorcar
'Cause a motorcar
Won't go that far
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more

I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.

If you get there
(If you get there)
Before I do
(Before I do)
Just dig a hole
(Just dig a hole)
And pull me through
(And pull me through)

If you get there
Before I do
Just dig a hole
And pull me through
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more

I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more. 
Another version:
Oh, you can't get to Heaven in an old Ford car
'Cause an old Ford car won't get that far

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a ping pong ball
'Cause a ping pong ball is much too small

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a limousine
'Cause the Lord ain't got no gasoline

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a Sabre Jet
'Cause the Lord ain't got no runways yet

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a Girl Scout's arms
'Cause the Lord don't fall for those feminine charms

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a rocking chair
'Cause the Lord don't want no lazybones there

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a wicker chair
'Cause the Lord don't want no baskets there

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a biscuit tin
'Cause a biscuit tin's got biscuits in

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in an apple tree
'Cause an apple tree's got roots you see

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on roller skates
You'd roll right by them Pearly Gates

You'll never get to heaven in your girlfriend's bra
'Cause your girlfriend's bra can't stretch that far

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on a Honda bike
'Cause you'll get halfway, then you'll have to hike

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in our row boat
'Cause our row boat won't even float.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in dirty jeans
'Cause heaven's got no washing machines.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a Kleenex box
'Cause God don't like no dirty snots.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on a pair of skis
You'll shuss right through St. Peter's knees.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in our Leader's pants
'Cause his pants are full of ants

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on water skis
'Cause the angels don't like hairy knees

Oh, you can't get to Heaven with powder and paint
'Cause it makes you look like what you ain't

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a strapless gown
'Cause that gown thing might fall right down

Oh I want to go to heaven, and I want to do it right
So I'll go up to heaven all dressed in white

Oh one fine day, and it won't be long
You'll look for me, and I'll be gone

And if you get to heaven before I do
Just drill a hole and pull me through

But if I get to heaven before you do
I'll drill a hole and spit on you

Well if I get to heaven, before you do
I'll plug that hole, with shavings and glue

That's all there is, there is no more
St. Peter said, as he shut the door

Oh there's one more thing I forgot to tell
If you don't go to heaven, you'll go to...bed

And that's the end, St. Peter said
As he closed the gates, And went to bed.
 
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Who Did Swallow Jonah

Lyrics:

Who did, who did,
Who did, who did
Who did swallow
Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo

Who did, who did,
Who did, who did
Who did swallow
Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo


Who did, who did,
Who did, who did
Who did swallow
Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo

Who did swallow Jonah,
Who did swallow Jonah
Who did swallow Jonah down?

Whale did, whale did,
Whale did, whale did
Whale did swallow
Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo

Whale did, whale did,
Whale did, whale did
Whale did swallow
Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo

Whale did, whale did,
Whale did, whale did
Whale did swallow
Jo, Jo, Jo, Jo

Whale did swallow Jonah,
Whale did swallow Jonah
Whale did swallow Jonah down

Gabriel, Gabriel,
Gabriel, Gabriel
Gabriel blow your
Trum, trum, trum, trum

Gabriel, Gabriel,
Gabriel, Gabriel
Gabriel blow your
Trum, trum, trum, trum

Gabriel, Gabriel,
Gabriel, Gabriel
Gabriel blow your
Trum, trum, trum, trum

Gabriel blow your trumpet,
Gabriel blow your trumpet
Gabriel blow your trumpet loud.

Daniel, Daniel,
Daniel, Daniel
Daniel in the
Li, li, li, li

Daniel, Daniel,
Daniel, Daniel
Daniel in the
Li, li, li, li

Daniel, Daniel,
Daniel, Daniel
Daniel in the
Li, li, li, li

Daniel in the lion’s,
Daniel in the lion’s
Daniel in the lion’s den.

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A Peanut Sat On A Railroad Track

Lyrics:

A peanut sat on a railroad track,
His heart was all a-flutter,

Round the bend came number ten.
Toot! Toot! Peanut butter! Squish!

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