The animals went in two by two, hurrah! hurrah!
The animals went in two by two, hurrah! hurrah!
The animals went in two by two,
The elephant and the kangaroo
And they all went into the ark, for to get out of the rain.
The animals went in three by three, hurrah! hurrah!
The animals went in three by three, hurrah! hurrah!
The animals went in three by three,
The wasp, the ant and the bumble bee
And they all went into the ark, for to get out of the rain.
The animals went in four by four, hurrah! hurrah!
The animals went in four by four, hurrah! hurrah!
The animals went in four by four,
The great hippopotamus stuck in the door
And they all went into the ark, for to get out of the rain.
The animals went in five by five, hurrah! hurrah!
The animals went in five by five, hurrah! hurrah!
The animals went in five by five,
They warmed each other to keep alive
And they all went into the ark, for to get out of the rain.
The animals went in six by six, hurrah! hurrah!
The animals went in six by six, hurrah! hurrah!
The animals went in six by six,
They turned out the monkey because of his tricks
And they all went into the ark, for to get out of the rain.
The animals went in seven by seven, hurrah! hurrah!
The animals went in seven by seven, hurrah! hurrah!
The animals went in seven by seven,
The little pig thought he was going to heaven
And they all went into the ark, for to get out of the rain. Source: kididdles.com
I'm nobody's child, I'm nobody's child I'm like a flower just
growing wild There's no mommy's kisses and no daddy's
smiles Nobody wants me I'm nobody's child
I was slowly passin' an orphan's home one day And stop there
for a moment just to watch the children play Alone a boy was
standin' and when I asked him why He turned his eyes that couldn't
see and he began to cry
People come for children and take them for their own But they
all seem to pass me by and leave me all alone I know they'd like
to take me but when they see that I'm blind They always take some
other child and I'm left behind
I'm nobody's child, I'm nobody's child I'm like a flower just
growing wild There's no mommy's kisses and no daddy's
smiles Nobody wants me I'm nobody's child
Hello muddah, hello faddah Here I am at Camp Granada Camp is very entertaining And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivy. He developed poison ivy. You remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
All the counselors hate the waiters And the lake has alligators And the head coach wants no sissies So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
Now I don't want this should scare ya But my bunkmate has malaria. You remember Jeffrey Hardy They're about to organize a searching party.
Take me home, oh muddah, fadduh Take me home, I hate Granada! Don't leave me out in the forest
Where I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise, Or mes the house with other boys. Oh, please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day.
Dearest fadduh, darling muddah, How's my precious little bruddah? Let me come home, if you miss me I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing. Guys are swimming, guys are sailing Playing baseball, gee that's bettah Muddah, faddah kindly disregard this letter!
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Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh. I am back at Camp Granada. And I'm writing you this letter Just to say my compound fracture's getting better.
No one here knows where my trunk is And my bunk is where the skunk is. And this year the food's improving 'Cause the little black things in it are not moving.
Our camp nurse is quite a swimmer. She says swimming makes you slimmer. Her name's Mrs. Balagreeni. Have you ever seen a whale in a bikini?
All our bathrooms have such thin doors. Gee, I wish they'd move them indoors. We're all tired of Mother Goose here. So next Friday night they're having Lenny Bruce here.
Let me stay, oh Muddah, Fadduh. Let me stay, I love Granada. Every night the camp fire's really keen. Oh mom, please send some Ovaltine.
Let me stay, out here in mother nature's land And tip-toe through the tulips grand. To leave would be a shame. Besides, I'd miss the poker game.
Please don't worry, Fadduh, Muddah. I'll take care of little brudda. He plays ball here and he rows here And I hope they teach him how to blow his nose here.
He wakes up at half past six and Goes directly to the quick sand. He was lonely, now he's better. He's like all of us except his bed is wetter.
You
are my Grandma You are my Grandpa You make me happy when I’m
with you You give good hugs and You give good kisses Hope
you know how much I Love You!
