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Thursday, November 17, 2016

The Donut Song

Lyrics:

Well, I walked around the corner, and I walked around the block,
and I walked right into The Donut Shop.
And I picked up a donut right fresh from the grease,
and I handed the lady a five cent piece.
Well, she looked at the nickel, and she looked at me.
And she said "This nickel is no good you see"
"There's a hole in the middle and it goes right through."
And I said, "There's a hole in my donut, too.
Thanks for the donut, goodbye!

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Sunday, October 2, 2016

The Old Wooden Log

Lyrics:

Once a true story was told to us
Of a wooden log that lay in the dust -
All weather beaten, and ugly and scarred
Pounded and pitted and even charred.
It lay in front of a blacksmith shop
Many passed by it, but none did stop -
For all they could see was the outer crust
Of an old wooden log that lay in the dust.
How long it had lain there, now no one could say
But all had agreed it was just in the way.
Now one day a carpenter chanced to pass by
He gave it a keen professional eye -
“Say Mr. Blacksmith, could I take this log?”
“Take it and welcome, be glad when it's gone....”
So off went the rescuer, all burdened down
With a dusty old log that had lain on the ground -
All pitted and scarred, and soiled at the start
Yet the carpenter smiled as he tested the heart.
His saw with its edge as sharp as could be
Found that his log was mahogany -
Oh, he was so proud of his prize from the dust
He made six lovely chairs and showed them to us.
Chairs that would fit into any fine home,
Give rest to the weary, a treasure to own.
Now didn't our Father find us much the same?
All battered and burdened and scarred from the flame?
Of this worlds disillusions, and lost in pain
Just a dusty old body that needed the sword.
To cut away all that had darkened our lives
To shape and to carve out a form from the strife -
Just to show others what God's love can do
When nobody cares, not even you......
When death looked far better than life ever could
God took us and carved us, our mahogany wood -
That His power and discernment as others passed by
Would show His kind mercy, and heavenly eye.
How can we thank Thee, dear Father up there?
Words fail us to give Thee true worship in prayer -
Forgive when we falter and long for release
For we love Thee forever and just long to please.

-unknown


Wednesday, September 14, 2016

The Donut Song

Lyrics:

Well, I walked around the corner, and I walked around the block,
and I walked right into The Donut Shop.
And I picked up a donut right fresh from the grease,
and I handed the lady a five cent piece.
Well, she looked at the nickel, and she looked at me.
And she said "This nickel is no good you see"
"There's a hole in the middle and it goes right through."
And I said, "There's a hole in my donut, too.
Thanks for the donut, goodbye!

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Saturday, August 27, 2016

Alice Where Are You Going

Lyrics:

"Alice, where are you going?"
"Upstairs, to take a bath."
Alice, with legs like toothpicks
And a neck like a giraffe!
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da!

Alice got in the bathtub,
Alice pulled out the plug.
Oh, my gracious! Oh, my soul!
There goes Alice down the hole!
"Alice, where are you going?"
Blub! Blub! Blub!

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Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Oh, You Can't Get to Heaven

Lyrics:

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in an old Ford car
'Cause an old Ford car won't get that far

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a ping pong ball
'Cause a ping pong ball is much too small

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a limousine
'Cause the Lord ain't got no gasoline

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a Sabre Jet
'Cause the Lord ain't got no runways yet

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a Girl Scout's arms
'Cause the Lord don't fall for those feminine charms

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a rocking chair
'Cause the Lord don't want no lazybones there

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a wicker chair
'Cause the Lord don't want no baskets there

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a biscuit tin
'Cause a biscuit tin's got biscuits in

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in an apple tree
'Cause an apple tree's got roots you see

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on roller skates
You'd roll right by them Pearly Gates

You'll never get to heaven in your girlfriend's bra
'Cause your girlfriend's bra can't stretch that far

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on a Honda bike
'Cause you'll get halfway, then you'll have to hike

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in our row boat
'Cause our row boat won't even float.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in dirty jeans
'Cause heaven's got no washing machines.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a Kleenex box
'Cause God don't like no dirty snots.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on a pair of skis
You'll shuss right through St. Peter's knees.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in our Leader's pants
'Cause his pants are full of ants

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on water skis
'Cause the angels don't like hairy knees

Oh, you can't get to Heaven with powder and paint
'Cause it makes you look like what you ain't

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a strapless gown
'Cause that gown thing might fall right down

Oh I want to go to heaven, and I want to do it right
So I'll go up to heaven all dressed in white

Oh one fine day, and it won't be long
You'll look for me, and I'll be gone

And if you get to heaven before I do
Just drill a hole and pull me through

But if I get to heaven before you do
I'll drill a hole and spit on you

Well if I get to heaven, before you do
I'll plug that hole, with shavings and glue

That's all there is, there is no more
St. Peter said, as he shut the door

Oh there's one more thing I forgot to tell
If you don't go to heaven, you'll go to...bed

And that's the end, St. Peter said
As he closed the gates, And went to bed.

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Sunday, June 19, 2016

Would You Lay With Me

Lyrics:

Chorus:

Wipe the blood away,
From my dying hands.
If I give myself to you.

Will you bathe with me
In the stream of life
When the moon is full
Will you bathe with me.

Will you still love me
When I'm down and out
In my time of trials
Will you stand by me

Would you go away
To another land
Walk a thousand miles
Through the burning sands

Chorus:

Wipe the blood away
From my dying hands
If I give myself to you

Would you lay with me
In a field of stone
Should my lips gp dry
Would you wet them dear.

Will you bathe with me
In the stream of life
Will you still love me
When I'm down and out.

Sang by: Donna Fargo
Written by: Allen Cole

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Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Funny Face

Lyrics:

Funny face, I love you
Funny face, I need you
My whole world's wrapped up in you
When the road I walk seems all uphill
And the colors in my rainbow turn blue
You kiss the tears away
You smile at me and say
"Funny face (funny face) I love you"
Funny face, I love you
Funny face, I need you
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Funny face, don't leave me
Funny face, believe me
My whole world's wrapped up in you
And when I hurt your feelings as I sometimes do
And I say those mean things that we know are not true
You forgive my childish way
You hold me close and say
"Funny face (funny face) I love you"
Funny face, I love you
Funny face, I need you
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Funny face, don't leave me
Funny face, believe me
My whole world's wrapped up in you
Funny face, I love you
Funny face, I need you
[Fade]
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Funny face, don't leave me

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