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Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Oh, You Can't Get to Heaven

Lyrics:

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in an old Ford car
'Cause an old Ford car won't get that far

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a ping pong ball
'Cause a ping pong ball is much too small

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a limousine
'Cause the Lord ain't got no gasoline

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a Sabre Jet
'Cause the Lord ain't got no runways yet

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a Girl Scout's arms
'Cause the Lord don't fall for those feminine charms

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a rocking chair
'Cause the Lord don't want no lazybones there

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a wicker chair
'Cause the Lord don't want no baskets there

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a biscuit tin
'Cause a biscuit tin's got biscuits in

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in an apple tree
'Cause an apple tree's got roots you see

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on roller skates
You'd roll right by them Pearly Gates

You'll never get to heaven in your girlfriend's bra
'Cause your girlfriend's bra can't stretch that far

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on a Honda bike
'Cause you'll get halfway, then you'll have to hike

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in our row boat
'Cause our row boat won't even float.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in dirty jeans
'Cause heaven's got no washing machines.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a Kleenex box
'Cause God don't like no dirty snots.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on a pair of skis
You'll shuss right through St. Peter's knees.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in our Leader's pants
'Cause his pants are full of ants

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on water skis
'Cause the angels don't like hairy knees

Oh, you can't get to Heaven with powder and paint
'Cause it makes you look like what you ain't

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a strapless gown
'Cause that gown thing might fall right down

Oh I want to go to heaven, and I want to do it right
So I'll go up to heaven all dressed in white

Oh one fine day, and it won't be long
You'll look for me, and I'll be gone

And if you get to heaven before I do
Just drill a hole and pull me through

But if I get to heaven before you do
I'll drill a hole and spit on you

Well if I get to heaven, before you do
I'll plug that hole, with shavings and glue

That's all there is, there is no more
St. Peter said, as he shut the door

Oh there's one more thing I forgot to tell
If you don't go to heaven, you'll go to...bed

And that's the end, St. Peter said
As he closed the gates, And went to bed.

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Sunday, June 19, 2016

Would You Lay With Me

Lyrics:

Chorus:

Wipe the blood away,
From my dying hands.
If I give myself to you.

Will you bathe with me
In the stream of life
When the moon is full
Will you bathe with me.

Will you still love me
When I'm down and out
In my time of trials
Will you stand by me

Would you go away
To another land
Walk a thousand miles
Through the burning sands

Chorus:

Wipe the blood away
From my dying hands
If I give myself to you

Would you lay with me
In a field of stone
Should my lips gp dry
Would you wet them dear.

Will you bathe with me
In the stream of life
Will you still love me
When I'm down and out.

Sang by: Donna Fargo
Written by: Allen Cole

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Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Funny Face

Lyrics:

Funny face, I love you
Funny face, I need you
My whole world's wrapped up in you
When the road I walk seems all uphill
And the colors in my rainbow turn blue
You kiss the tears away
You smile at me and say
"Funny face (funny face) I love you"
Funny face, I love you
Funny face, I need you
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Funny face, don't leave me
Funny face, believe me
My whole world's wrapped up in you
And when I hurt your feelings as I sometimes do
And I say those mean things that we know are not true
You forgive my childish way
You hold me close and say
"Funny face (funny face) I love you"
Funny face, I love you
Funny face, I need you
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Funny face, don't leave me
Funny face, believe me
My whole world's wrapped up in you
Funny face, I love you
Funny face, I need you
[Fade]
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Funny face, don't leave me

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Kiss an Angel Good Morning

Lyrics:

Whenever I chance to meet
some old friends on the street
They wonder how does a man get to be this way
I've always got a smiling face
Anytime and any place
And everytime they ask me why
I just smile and say

You've got to
Kiss an angel good morning
and let her know you think about her when you're gone
Kiss an angel good morning
and love her like the devil when you get back home

Well people may try to guess
The secret of a happiness
but some of them never learn it's a simple thing

The secret i'm speaking of
Is a woman and a man in love
and the answer is in this song
that i always sing

You've got to
Kiss an angel good morning
and let you know you think about her when you're gone
Kiss an angel good morning
and love her like the devil when you get back home

Kiss an angel good morning
and let you know you think about her when you're gone
Kiss an angel good morning
and love her like the devil when you get back home

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All I Have To Offer You Is Me

Lyrics:

Before you take another step, there's something you should know
About the years ahead and how they'll be
You'll be living in a world where roses hardly ever grow
'Cause all I have to offer you is me

There'll be no mansion waiting on the hill with crystal chandeliers
And there'll be no fancy clothes for you to wear
Everything I have is standing here in front of you to see
All I have to offer you is me

Sweetheart I'll give you all my love in every way I can
But make sure that's what you want while you're still free
The only gold I have for you is in this wedding band
'Cause all I have to offer you is me

There'll be no mansion waiting on the hill with crystal chandeliers
And there'll be no fancy clothes for you to wear
Everything I have is standing here in front of you to see
All I have to offer you is me, all I have to offer you is me


Read more: Charley Pride - All I Have To Offer You Is Me Lyrics | MetroLyrics

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You Look So Good In Love

Lyrics:

Oh how you sparkle
and oh how you shine.
That flush on your cheeks
is more than the wine.
And he must do something
that I didn't do
whatever he's doing,
it looks good on you.
You look so good in love
You want him that's easy to see.
You look so good in love
I wish, you still wanted me.
He must have stolen
some stars from the sky.
And gave them to you
to wear in your eyes.
I had my chances
but I set you free.
And now I wonder
why I couldn't see.
You look so good in love
You want him that's easy to see.
You look so good in love
I wish, you still wanted me.
Darlin I've wasted a lot of years not seeing the real you
but tonight your beauty is shining through.
And I never took the time to let you know
so before he takes you away,
please let me say
You look so good in love
You want him that's easy to see.
You look so good in love
I wish, you still wanted me.
You look so good in love
You want him that's easy to see.
You look so good in love
I wish, you still wanted me.
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When Did You Stop Loving Me

Lyrics:

When did you stop lovin' me?
How long have I been a memory?
I've got to know for my own sanity.
Tell me when did you stop lovin' me?

Was it that night that you stayed out until dawn?
You know that night has haunted me for so long.
Or was your love already cold?
Tell me please I got to know.
Darlin' when did you stop lovin' me?

There was a time when you worshipped where I stood.
Heaven knows I'd bring it back if I could.
Now I can tell when we make love,
It ain't me you're thinkin' of.
Tell me when did you stop lovin' me?
Darlin', when did you stop lovin' me?


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By: George Strait

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