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Friday, March 28, 2014

If Our Love Was An Outhouse

Lyrics:

1st fret  GCD
G                                                               C
If our love was some swamp gas, it would make a sweet sound
G                                                          C
If our love was a skunk butt it would stay on the ground
G                                            C
If our love was a camel it wouldn’t much spit
G                              C                           D                                    G
If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbeque pit
G                                           C
I wrote this sweet love song special for you
G                        C                              D               G
Since I forgot your birthday it’s the least I could do
CHORUS:
C                                   D
I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
C                   D           C                   D        G
I love you as deep as the doodoo I’m in
If our love was a cockroach it could jump really high
If our love was a mushroom it would be a fungi
If our love was bread pudding it would hardly have mold
If our love was an outhouse, it would be made of gold
I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Next time I’ll notice your brand new hair dew
I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
I love you as deep as the doodoo I’m in
If our love was a chicken it would have purty wings
If our love was a cowpie, it would make noses sing
If our love was a trash dump it would have no dead mice
If our love was an outhouse, it would have no horse flies
I wrote this sweet love song special for you
I think I MISSpelled your name on my two new tattoos
But I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
I love you as deep as the doodoo I’m in
If our love was a camel it wouldn’t much spit
If our love was an outhouse it would smell like a barbeque pit
I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Don’t thank me just make me more cornbread and stew
Honey you’re sweeter than bathtub mildew



Source:  songdrops.com

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